www.reneecarol.com

hi there! and welcome to my fresh, new website. whether you stumbled here on accident, or were under the influence and decided this would be a good idea (this is how babies are made), there are a few things that you should take in to consideration/understand before reading.

1. i do not like to capitalize proper nouns, or at the beginning of sentences. if you are a stickler for that kind of stuff, you can either get over it, or leave. i do, however, try to use proper grammar and spelling techniques, so if i mess up, feel free to point and laugh.

2. i like listing things in numerical order.

3. i can be extremely offensive. don’t take anything i say to heart. i will make fun of everybody and everything. i think i am the funniest person alive. you, however, will not.

4. nobody is safe. i write about almost everything. if you and i ever meet and exchange so much as a glance, it will be on here. i don’t care if we met for coffee, talked about summer squash and/or finger painted….i will dedicate an entire post to it. and it will probably be offensive…to you.

5. i usually admit when i am wrong. usually.

6. i am a celebrity junkie. yes, i care that jessica biel has a new handbag. everyone has their guilty pleasures, i guess.

7. i am immature and have a potty mouth, at times.

8. i am not religious or political. but i do like to refer to the fact that my brother used to look like jesus.

9. i am one sarcastic mo-fo.

10. i make bad jokes. and useless, random comments. if this is going to work out between you and me, you need to learn to ignore some things that i say. my mom does this with my dad all the time. and they have been married for 30 years. see, it works. i promise.

with these things established and out of the way, you can now have a better understanding of who i am and what i write about. visit my site frequently, read the nonsense and gasp in disbelief. it’s that good. game on.