random sightings:
1. a 9-year-old mexican boy, in the desert, holding a handgun. apparently, anyone can get guns out here.
2. i was selling supplements to an old man that was fiddling around with something in his mouth. as i got a closer look, i saw his jacked-up denture grill twirling around. its amazing that some people pay money for a second set of teeth, and then trash the hell out of those, too. they were amazingly disgusting.
3. my friend, megan, called me after she bought a bunch of vitamins from a vitamin retailer near her house.
“i just bought all of these vitamins, but are they good for me? i don’t want them to hurt me. i’m scared,” she said.
“megan, it’s not like those vitamins are chris brown or anything.”