an author by the name of Sloane Crosley did. and it’s so true.
“weddings are like the triathlon of female friendship: the shower, the bachelorette party, and the main event. it’s the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. they fall off their bikes or choke on ocean water. i figured if i valued my life, i’d stay away from weddings and they’d stay away from me.”
did i mention that i have to stand up in my friend’s wedding come june 2010? let’s hope i can cross the finish line sans sea-salt-water-gagging.