if you ever get the chance to hang out with me, please be advised: i might make you pretend you don’t know me.
scenario 1:
while shopping at victoria’s secret during the semi-annual sale, i tried to look through all of the bins as best as i could. i turned to my friend and said, “i need a ladder so i can get balls deep in this bra bin.”
scenario 2:
after the shopping extravaganza at VS, my friend and i stopped by the Brookstone store to see some of the gadgets. there was an apparatus that was somewhat flexible, but it basically looked like a bike handlebar with foam padding covering it. “what is this?” i asked the employee.
“it’s used for working out, toning up. it allows for a good grip while you move it around and work it up and down or side to side,” he said.
“oh, so, it’s similar to the hand job, then?” i retorted.
my friend couldn’t even speak. i evoke that response often.
okay, so what if i only had two scenarios (that i am aware of) for today? how many more do i need?