date: February 14, 2010 (Valentine’s Day)
setting: Grocery store express check out lane.
goods i was purchasing: items for my cheesecake baking arsenal.
goods that that gentleman behind me was purchasing: an over-sized heart-shaped balloon, a flower bouquet, baby wipes, two containers of soap and toilet paper.
my thought at that exact moment: wow, sir, it looks like you have yourself a nice little sloppy Valentine’s day hook up, cleaning supplies and all. you never know how messy this could get. (insert imaginary fist pump here.)