here are some of my favorite quotes from vegas this weekend:
ryan: “why are we getting ready and you girls are taking champagne showers?”
ryan: (completely concerned) “is jennifer aniston ever going to settle down?!?”
ryan: “sean, i umm, learned how to iron.”
erin: “can helicopters fly upside down?”
ryan: “maybe if i got some sex, i wouldn’t litter.”
renee: (while peeing) “it’s always a relief when your kidneys still work.”