conversation between a customer and i at work the other day:
“wow, that’s a huge rock,” the guy said to me as he was eying my “wedding ring*.”
“oh, yeah, thanks,” i replied,” but it’s totally fake.”
“well that’s cool that you admit it,” he said.
“yeah, i just don’t feel like getting jumped for it when it only cost me thirteen bucks at Kohls.”
*this ring is my “creepy guy repellent.” and yes, it works…sometimes.